Hay un asunto sobre los consejos, que por más bienintencionados que sean, son un poquito ineficientes si no son solicitados XD. Mirando de nuevo hacia el pasado XD, me recuerdo dándole a la gente consejos impertinentes, babosos y no deseados! así que aquí les traigo una bonita lista de los consejos más estúpidos que me he atrevido a dar.
There is something about advice, that no matter how well intentioned it is, it is also a little ineficient when it's not something asked for XD. Looking into the past again XD, I remember myself giving really uncalled for advice, very dumb and unwanted! so here I bring a cute list of the most stupid advice I've had the audacity to give.
There is something about advice, that no matter how well intentioned it is, it is also a little ineficient when it's not something asked for XD. Looking into the past again XD, I remember myself giving really uncalled for advice, very dumb and unwanted! so here I bring a cute list of the most stupid advice I've had the audacity to give.
- Corregir la ortografía ajena. Que diablos me sentí? la RAE? si así fue, mucho peor, y super ridículo!!
- Correcting other people's orthography. Who the hell I thougth I was? RAE? if that is the case, that's much worse, and very ridiculous!!
- Correcting other people's orthography. Who the hell I thougth I was? RAE? if that is the case, that's much worse, and very ridiculous!!
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| opino lo peor de la RAE. jeje. I have the worst opinion of RAE. |
- Decir a la gente que hacer con sus relaciones. Híjole. Estas opiniones sí se deben dar muy estrictamente con previa solicitud lol. Si no pasa así luego sale uno bailando con la mas fea.
- Tell other people what to do with their relationships. Híjole. That opinons must be given strictly with a previous request lol. If you don't, you may screw everything.
- Tell other people what to do with their relationships. Híjole. That opinons must be given strictly with a previous request lol. If you don't, you may screw everything.
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| ....jejejé, zayn. |
- Que hacer con la vida ajena mientras viajas en el transporte público. Seguro vi a una señora de las que suelen hacer eso, me entitlé y entonces lo hice también. >_< urgh.
- Telling other people what to do with their lives while you travel in the same public transportation. I must have seen another person doing it, felt entitled, and then did it as well >_<
- Telling other people what to do with their lives while you travel in the same public transportation. I must have seen another person doing it, felt entitled, and then did it as well >_<
- Si será bueno o no que se salgan de casa de sus padres. Unf. Aquí me debí haber creído jesucristo as himself o algo así. Salir de casa de los padres es uno de los asuntos más delicados y p e r s o n a l e s del universo, creo que nunca funciona igual para dos personas... por lo tanto, que caramba haría yo diciéndole a alguien que hacer?
- If leaving your parents' house is a good idea or not. Unf. Here I must have thought I am Jesus Christ as himself or something like that. Leaving your parents' house is one of the most sensitive and p e r s o n a l topics in this universo, I think it doesn't work the same way for two people... therefore why the hell should I tell someone what to do?
- Cuando supones, pero no *sabes*. Más de una vez completé la frase "Nunca me ha pasado, pero deberías x e y..." FAIL!. Si no lo sé, pos bueno, puede ser que carambas me imagine, pero la clave aquí es... me preguntó alguien? arf.
- When you suppose, but don't *know*. More than once I have completed the phrase "I've never gone through that, but you should X and Y..." FAIL!! If I don't know, well, I might suppose,, but the key here is... did someone asked me? arf.
- Mis super consejos de fashionista experta. OK si viene alguien a preguntarme pos todavía... pero... no es acaso una de las PEORES cosas en la vida que le digan a uno sandeces de su vestimenta o apariencia cuando uno no las pide? y que es exactamente lo que hice yo? - ___- 10000 puntos menos para Ravenclaw señor Juana.
- My super expert fashionist advice. OK, if someone is asking maybe.... but, isn't it one of the WORST things in life, when someone just blurt out nonsense about the way of dressing or general appearance when it is not requested? and, what is exactly what I did? -___- -10000 points for Ravenclaw, mr. Juana.
- Que hacer con la salud o la alimentación. Bien ahí, Doctora Juana. Arf. Ni por que soy vegetariana. A veces los consejos de salud o alimentación que no son pedidos son un poquitín invasivos. Que tal si fulano de tal no cree en la homeopatía? que tal si menganito odia comer chayotes? Como sea ahí está luego uno diciéndoles que hacer, cual si fuera uno médico, y hombre, hasta los médicos tienen metidazas de pata! D: epic fail para mi.
- What to do with your health or your food. Well done, Doctor Juana. Arf. As if I weren't vegetarian. Sometimes, advice about health or nutrition that is not requested is a tiny bit invasive. What if someone does not believe in homeopathy? what if someone hates eating squash? Anyway, there will be people telling others what to do, as if we were doctors, and man, even doctors go wrong! D: epic fail for me.
Bueno, basta de felicitaciones para mí, ahora cuéntenme, ustedes han metido la pata con estas u otras opinioncitas, que dieron con mucho cariño en su momento, pero todo les salió al revés? si así fue, amigos queridos, cuéntenme como salió todo, que cosas dijeron y como se solucionó... si es que así fue, jejeje. Como siempre les deseo lo mejor, una vida libre de todo esto de aquí arriba, y muchísima alegría! espero leerlos pronto!
Well, stop with the backslapping for me, now tell me, have you screwed it up with this or other little opinions of yours, that you gave with all your love in the momento, but everything gone bad? if that was the case, dear friends, tell me how it was, what you have said, and how it turned out... if that happened, hehehe! As always I wish the best for you, a life free from all I wrote up here, and lots of happiness! I hope to read you soon!
- If leaving your parents' house is a good idea or not. Unf. Here I must have thought I am Jesus Christ as himself or something like that. Leaving your parents' house is one of the most sensitive and p e r s o n a l topics in this universo, I think it doesn't work the same way for two people... therefore why the hell should I tell someone what to do?
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| yo, emancipándome de casa de mis padres. Me, leaving my parents' house. |
- Cuando supones, pero no *sabes*. Más de una vez completé la frase "Nunca me ha pasado, pero deberías x e y..." FAIL!. Si no lo sé, pos bueno, puede ser que carambas me imagine, pero la clave aquí es... me preguntó alguien? arf.
- When you suppose, but don't *know*. More than once I have completed the phrase "I've never gone through that, but you should X and Y..." FAIL!! If I don't know, well, I might suppose,, but the key here is... did someone asked me? arf.
- Mis super consejos de fashionista experta. OK si viene alguien a preguntarme pos todavía... pero... no es acaso una de las PEORES cosas en la vida que le digan a uno sandeces de su vestimenta o apariencia cuando uno no las pide? y que es exactamente lo que hice yo? - ___- 10000 puntos menos para Ravenclaw señor Juana.
- My super expert fashionist advice. OK, if someone is asking maybe.... but, isn't it one of the WORST things in life, when someone just blurt out nonsense about the way of dressing or general appearance when it is not requested? and, what is exactly what I did? -___- -10000 points for Ravenclaw, mr. Juana.
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- Que hacer con la salud o la alimentación. Bien ahí, Doctora Juana. Arf. Ni por que soy vegetariana. A veces los consejos de salud o alimentación que no son pedidos son un poquitín invasivos. Que tal si fulano de tal no cree en la homeopatía? que tal si menganito odia comer chayotes? Como sea ahí está luego uno diciéndoles que hacer, cual si fuera uno médico, y hombre, hasta los médicos tienen metidazas de pata! D: epic fail para mi.
- What to do with your health or your food. Well done, Doctor Juana. Arf. As if I weren't vegetarian. Sometimes, advice about health or nutrition that is not requested is a tiny bit invasive. What if someone does not believe in homeopathy? what if someone hates eating squash? Anyway, there will be people telling others what to do, as if we were doctors, and man, even doctors go wrong! D: epic fail for me.
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| si alguien me dijo esto, me lo super gané! if someone said this to me, I earned it! |
Well, stop with the backslapping for me, now tell me, have you screwed it up with this or other little opinions of yours, that you gave with all your love in the momento, but everything gone bad? if that was the case, dear friends, tell me how it was, what you have said, and how it turned out... if that happened, hehehe! As always I wish the best for you, a life free from all I wrote up here, and lots of happiness! I hope to read you soon!
